I thought you should know...

... that in my bathroom is a bidet. I envision europeans sitting upon this little mcjigger to wash off their bums to save on toilet paper costs. I'm sure it has more dignified purposes. I definitely wikipedia'ed "bidet" and I think my idea is about right. Butt washer. Well, I use it to wash off my perpetually blackened feet. Doesn't seem to really matter if you don't even leave the house, at the end of the day... crunchy blackened feet. I have a much deeper appreciation for the washing of the feet of the Apostles. Now I walk everywhere in a dusty dirty city.

I wanted to attach a picture, but I've been trying for ages and it just won't upload. Hmmph. I'll keep trying... until then, sorry!

I know this is a totally random post, but hey, there ya have it. Bidet.